This is my gold fish Larry. Larry died on the 30th of September, as I'm writing this Larry has been dead for 24 days. It ws on the night of the 30th when I got home from a TwiZtiD concert, if you don't know who they are you suck, it's lke ICP but more rap like. But I digress, I came home and it was around 2 a.m. and I had just been in a FAYGO fight. I went to feed my gold fish Hank and Larry, but what I found was not good. It was a dead fish, Larry had died that day. I decided to sleep instead of taking care of it right then.
So I did just that, I went to sleep. This process went on like that for 11 days, I would forget untill I fed Hank and saw the rotting corpse floating atop the fish tank. Then I'd think "gee I'll flush him tomorrow." Then I had a gloriously sick idea. Me and Ben would Take Larry all over the Dayton area place him in an odd location then take a picture and make this tribute to Larry, the best gold fish a boy could ever have. And that's what I did, here it is, lick it up.
When ever Larry had outgoing mail he'd use this conveniant mailbox at the end of my street.
There goes Larry reminising with his ocean friends.
There goes Larry rockin' out to a Jimmy Buffet CD, maybe if he hadn't died 11 days earlier he woulld have bought that CD.
I bought some Faygo, and put Larry with the items I ws buying, that's the checkout chick examining the dead fish.
Here's Larry with some of his school friends, Chuck-Star and Kristin!
For some reason Larry's in a deli case, it's best if you just don't ask questions.
Here's Larry next to an unidentifiable object. He like mysteries like that.
So here it is, Levi and Larry meeting for the first time.� I talke Levi into taking a mighty smell of the corpse.
So today, 10-24-00 I bring Larry to school to show Levi. He had never seen him in person before. Here he is on Chuck-Stars U.S. History book just kickin' it.
This is where things take a turn for the worse. I went back to my 5th period class to take a test. I knew I was going to fail, by not reading the material and not doing work. So I did my best on the test and turned it in. (NOTE: I got a B+ on that test) I went back to my seat and unzipped my book bag, I wasn't looking but out of the corner of my eye I saw Larry's jar roll out of my book bag. I thought to my self "oh shit!'. I htought it would roll across the floor causing emberasment, it did much worse. Even though it fell no more than a few inches, the jar shattered. People were heard to exclaim "IT'S A DEAD FISH!" I had to wonder through Alumni hall and Filbrun hall looking for the elusive paper towel. I cleaned up the mess, it took untill the begining of 6th period. Chuck-star came in, without seeing what I was cleaning or asking questions he knew what had taken place that afternoon. So he erupted with laughter, and that is almost the whole story. I told Ben this and we thought it was bad ass comedy. I decided we would ask Mr.Smith if we could have the trash bag to get my corpse back. He had no problems with this, so that 's what we did Ben and I went some where, where no one would b,e to dump out the contents, get my fish and bottle it again. We rummaged through the sick ass trash 5 times, we left disapointed and very, very dirty.
Poor Larry, he lived a long 6 years, then was tossed on a dirty old schools floor.
Hey lets look at the guy who had a fish corpse and dropped it during a test !
