Hey! I'm Jerry Terrifying, and this is my little corner of the internet.
For 24 years now I've been farting up the internete with nonsense. In 1999 or so I had access to a no mega pixels digital camera and would take it with me everywhere I went documenting the journey. That ended up on Jared's Mad Phat Website which later would turn into FatJuicySlop.com. Then there would be JerryTerrifying.com that documented my video game and movie collection. Then around 2009 or 2010 I started the Mondo Cool Cast podcast where most of my internet malarkey has been over the past decade and a half. I remember learning basic HTML in highschool and examining websites source code so I could copy and paste new features into my webzone. What a fun time to be alive. On a whim I googled geocities clones to see what was out there and found Neocities. So I'm going to keep hammering away at this ppersonal page as time allows. Most of my work has been done on my Galaxy S10e in Dexmode in between calls at my job. If only I had thought this up when I was at my last job that let me bring in my laptop. Frequently Asked Questions: When is Mondo Cool TV Returning? Right now I basically have zero time. This project is something I can mostly do in the background as all I need is the ability to edit text and copy paste. That's why the site has no real graphics yet. Just some photos taken on my phone, upploaded, links copied and pasted. MY main PC crashed two years ago and everything for MCTV is backed up to multiple HDDs but the time to sit at my laptop and edit them is basically non existant. I have considered hiring the cheapest actors and editors on Fivrr to make an episode which I think would be a great joke. who knows I may move forward with that. How big is Batista's dick? I'm not sure what a Batista is but I'm sure his wiener is the right size for your purposes. Make a page dedicated to Laserdiscs! ok! Do video games doomsdayers annoy you too? Not really. I only follow people with good taste. If corporations want to chase DEI bux they can d.i.e. It gives me a chance to catch up on my backlog and buy up other quality old titles. Drop your top 10 video games of all time. Metal Gear Solid 2 The Lost Vikings Saturn Bomberman Dragon Quest IX House of the Dead Tetris DX Ninja Gaiden Three Dirty Dwarves Panzer Dragoon Wind Jammers I'm not sure I would rank them exactly like that but that's what first leapt to mind. I feel like the only one I need to explain is Dragon Quest IX. That's the first in the series I played all the way through and I did get to play the COOP with my beautiful BB. It has everything that makes Dragon Quest amazing but also has a ton of extra quests and a ton of level grinding and chracter building/customization. You could play that game forever and so far I have. I would love to experience the COOP with a full part of four people. Here's a classic Myspace style quiz! 1. What is your name? Jerry Terrifying 2. What color shirt are you wearing now? Black 3. What are you listening to right now? A coworker talking to a customer on the phone 4. What are the last 2 digits of your phone number? 18 5. What was the last thing you ate? Dark chocolate 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Peach 7. How is the weather right now? Wet and windy 8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Some goober at my job. 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite/same sex? Big honkin milk duds 10. Favorite Food? Steaks 11. Favorite Drink? Water 12. Favorite Alcoholic Drink? None 13. Favorite place to shop? No thanks 14. Hair color: Bald, mean and fulla beans 15. Eye Color: Blue 16. Do you wear contacts? No 17. What did you do today? Worked, visited my mom and worked on my website 18. favorite month? October 19. Favorite Fast Food? Wendy's 20. Last Movie you Watched? The Curse 21. Favorite Day of the Year? Halloween 22. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Yah 23. Summer or Winter? Winter 24. Hugs or Kisses? Kisses 25. Chocolate or Vanilla? Both 26. Do you want your friends to respond back? Yah 27. Who is most likely to respond? No one 28. Who is least likely to respond? Everyone 29. What books are you reading? I haven't read in so long 30. favorite TV Show? Venture Bros 31. What's on your mouse pad? Filth 32. Favorite board game? Connect 4 33. What did you do last night? Worked 34. Favorite Author? Robert A. Heinlein 35. Who inspires you? Goku 36. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn? Butter n salt 37. Dogs or cats? No thanks 38. Favorite Flower? Idk 39. What do you say when you wake up in the A.M.? Aw shit, here we go again 40. Do you still talk to your best friends from middle school? Nah 41. What's on your desk? A buncha shit 42. Rock Concert or symphony? Concert 43. Play or Opera? Play 44. Have you ever fired a gun? Yah 45. Do you like to travel by plane? Yah 46. Right-handed or Left-handed? I write left handed 47. Smooth or Chunky Peanut Butter? Smooth 48. How many pillows do you sleep with? Three but ones for my feet 49. City and State you were born? Dayton Oh 50. Ever hitchhiked? Nah