Q.What's up with the shifty ninja theives that make WahFu?
A.We are all mammals.
Q.What's up with calling everyone ninja?
A.It's a juggalo thang
Q.What's up with that nigga Enrique?
A.WahFu mutha fako.
Q.What's up with this rash that stretches down my spine around my left nut and down to my right foot?
A.Yo man, I ain't no fuckin' doctor, get that shit looked at now mutha fako.
Q.How do I get this nasty red wine stain out of my carpet?
A.We can't go more than 15 minutes in the WahFu corporate offices without hearing that question, what you do is while romancing your bitch and pouring expensive ass wine down her neden hairs, LICK IT UP mutha fucka, damn. I ain't Martha Stewart.
Q.When I'm bangin' a hooker I'm not supposed to use a condom?
A.For God's sake, never go bare back in the neden of a hoe.